Oxon - You're a man - Yes This is most unsatisfactory! This won't do at all l assure you my credentials are impeccable Academically perhaps, but l'm talking about sex l distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman teacher Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr. ''Principal's office'' Enter Excusing me please lady Yes, what is it? l am coming to be learning the English - You're early - No, l am Ali l beg your pardon? My name is Ali.Īli Nadim - l am coming to be learning the English - Yes, yes! You wish to join our new class - English as a Foreign Language - Yes please l am hopping to be unrolled Hopping to be unrolled?! Like it say in your sillybus You mean you're hoping to be enrolled That is what l say-hopping to be unrolled l'm afraid you cannot be unrolled enrolled until the English teacher arrives She should be here in a few minutes Meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to wait in the classroom Just go down the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in room number five - Understand? - No l'll start again - Go down the corridor - Down the corridor Good - Turn left - Turn left Right You are confusing me - Left or right? - Left Look! You just go down the corridor, turn left and wait in room five! Room five! - l am understanding you now! Room five - Yes Thank you Oh dear, l am not going where l am looking No, no! l wasn't looking where l was going That makes the two of us! Excuse me sir Enter - Mrs Courtney - Miss Oh sorry! l'm your new teacher Jeremy Brown, B.

Ali nadeem mind your language